How a Corrupt Politician’s Mind speaks with its Conscience  

Posted by Mr. JuanStep

Mind: *sings* MONEY MONEY MONEY

Conscience: Why do you like money that much?

M: Because it gives me POWER.

C: How does it give you power?

M: You know. Money is the talk of the town. Whoever has the most is the KING. Money money money…

C: What’s your business?

M: Business?

C: Business, the way to earn money.

M: I don’t have any business.

C: Well then, how do you earn money?

M: Well, it’s called KICKBACK. *winks*

C: Kickback?

M: To simplify it, I keep most of the funds of my project for MYSELF.

C: You’re stealing?

M: Actually, yes. *whispers* CORRUPTION!

C: Poor people suffer because you rob the money that should be for them. Don’t you feel bad about it?

M: Naaah. *sings* money money money…

C: What about the promises you've made to the people? You've said you’ll give them job, food, shelter and clothing.

M: I’m a smooth-talker, you know. I don’t have any problems regarding that.

C: Don’t you feel GUILTY? I’m here to make you feel guilty whenever you do something wrong.

M: Never. I never minded your presence.

C: How mean.

M: *slaps Conscience!*

C: Damn you!

M: *sings* MONEY MONEY MONEY


START THE CHANGE.

WORK FOR THE CHANGE.

HAVE THE CHANGE.

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4 comments

.hi.so nicE bLoging hUh?.i heArd u cAme frM dbtC too?.isnT it?.So.jusT pasS by.and gudLuk (:

Thanks, Kevin. Yeah. I study in DBTC either. :)

tsk tsk. less na muna mga corruption issues ngayon lahat ng politician GOOD LEADERS muna. election 2010 na eh. LOL.

btw. check out my latest blog entry. :)

the scene would likely be conscience banned from the mind.. not allowing to utter even a syllable...